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About this Lifestyle Subscription Box
Smartass & Sass box is a women’s lifestyle subscription box that includes 5-7 hand-picked sassy, snarky items made by artists and small businesses. If you’re all about sarcasm and fun, you’ll probably love Smartass & Sass box!
Smartass & Sass offers 3 subscriptions to choose from:
- S&S Shirt Subscription– $15.95/mo – Get a sassy, soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month. Shirts available in sizes XS-3XL.
- S&S Box Subscription– $34.95/mo – Get a monthly dose of sass with 5-7 items in every box
- S&S Big Box Subscription – $49.95/mo – Includes everything in the regular size box plus a t-shirt
This review is for the Smartass & Sass Box Subscription which is $34.95 per month.
Each Smartass & Sass box includes a card that lists the monthly theme (this month’s theme is “Hot Mess Express”) and all of the products in the box!
There’s also a Smartass & Sass April 2020 spoilers sneak peek- the theme for the April box is “Domestic As Hell”. Check out more Smartass & Sass April 2020 Spoilers here.
“Next month is all about our domestic sides. We’ve curated some sassy homegoods and other items to keep your dwelling as hilarious as you are.”
Here’s all of the goodies in the March 2020 Smartass & Sass box! There’s a scented candle, therapy dough, socks, kitchen towel, and more!
Keep scrolling for all the details!
Smartass & Sass “Not Today Satan” Socks – $12 value
“Overthing Is My Jam” Bic Clic Pen – $1.50
Adulting Sticker – $3 value
Chill out wearing these stretchy, soft socks to let everyone know that you’re not playing games today lol! They’re cute, colorful, and hilarious. Also in the box is a handy white Bic click pen that says “Overthinking is my jam” on the side and a sticker that lets everyone know your disdain for adulting.
Pinch Me Therapy Dough in Cucumber & Mint – $14.99 value
“I’m A Spicy Disaster” Wooden Spoon – $8 value
This aromatherapy-infused therapy dough was created by professionals and is meant to ease stress as you knead, stretch, and massage this refreshing cucumber mint scented dough. Also in the box is a small wooden spoon that says “I’m not a hot mess, I’m a spicy disaster” on the handle. It’s made of bamboo and is great for cooking.
Primitives by Kathy “Not My Circus Not My Monkeys” Dish Towel – $12.95 value
Fun Club Chill, B*tch 9oz. Soy Candle – $17 value
You can never have too many kitchen towels so this cute blue monkey print towel by Primitives by Kathy will surely be put to good use and garner laughs from visitors. The March box also includes a 9oz. soy wax candle by Fun Club which is hand poured in the US and scented with mango and sea salt to help you get your chillax on.
“I Swear I Have It All Together” Tin – $12 value
Rounding out this month’s box is this adorable floral print tin! It measures 8x6x3 and is perfect to keep your treasures safe. The lid says “I swear I have it all together I just forgot where I put it”.
Smartass & Sass offers a well-needed respite of humor and fun with this month’s box. My favorite items in this box are the candle, socks, and dish towel. Everything in this box are worth $81.44 which is a great value for a $34.95 box!
Is this box still available?
No. If you sign up now your first box will be April’s “Domestic As Hell” box. Check out Smartass & Sass April 2020 Spoilers here.
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